Chapter 10 (in Fanfiction)
…feet, and tried to reach the pier once more. This time his steps were very unco-ordinated and every time his foot touched the ground, a jolting wave of pain would…
…feet, and tried to reach the pier once more. This time his steps were very unco-ordinated and every time his foot touched the ground, a jolting wave of pain would…
…to thee?” He mulled over who he would rather have out of his sight for a while. “The company of Hoho shall be a nice square number. But it shall…
…Orophin slowed down. “It is best we have something to eat,” he said. “I will hunt for some coneys. Our Lord needs protein to recover his strength. We best make…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…shouted Gandalf. “No it isn’t. No it isn’t,” said pippin. “It’s a Balrog from Morgoth. One of the Dunedain rangers I thought,” said Legolas “Morons! This is no time for…
The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction A parody by ESM PROLOGUE: Once upon a time, there was a man named Hesildur. There was also a Maia called Sauron. And an…
…Githoniel… FIGURE: Nope. And why do you keep saying her name all the time. What, did you guys like have a relationship back in the First Age or something? ELROND…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…