Lire O Lorien (Song of Lorien) (in Fanfiction)
…Orophin slowed down. “It is best we have something to eat,” he said. “I will hunt for some coneys. Our Lord needs protein to recover his strength. We best make…
…Orophin slowed down. “It is best we have something to eat,” he said. “I will hunt for some coneys. Our Lord needs protein to recover his strength. We best make…
…because of the time. “It’s Bimbo’s party time!” shouted the barhogit. “Last one there has to eat pumpkin stew!” The entire pub cleared out. Hogits hated pumpkin stew. Blowdry Naggings…
…to be enjoyed for a very long time. And as if all that lovely Elf repro jewelry wasn’t enough this year, you can also buy things like LoTR Bobble heads,…
…on incorporating scent into your Middle-Earth ambiance. Tolkien mentions or alludes to a fair number of scented plants throughout his writings, not just in LotR, as one might expect from…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…time and date…and how long the orc had been running before acquiring a hobbit… and if you multiply the weight of the orcs armor times the weight of the hobbits…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…to the rest of the world, the Malcolms had remained surprisingly untouched by the media. The only time the family allowed the press near them was when it was time…
…He waddles unevenly into the city, as he dreads the ascend to the topmost Citadel. After waddling for quite some time at a very slow pace, he finally reaches the…