Hate of a Father, Love of a Brother (in Fanfiction)
…practice with the sword. He took no note of such simple things as natural beauty; his thoughts were consumed with those of a warrior. Faramir had descended several flights of…
…practice with the sword. He took no note of such simple things as natural beauty; his thoughts were consumed with those of a warrior. Faramir had descended several flights of…
…pattern number), using some cheap red fabric for the arms, and (accidentally!) a darker red for the body. This was because the amount of fabric I bought was for the…
…Because you’re a wo- um, because I don’t want you to come to any harm! Éowyn: You suck. Théoden: Suck what? Éowyn, I’ve told you a million times- those rumours…
…tell me. You donÂ’t have to lie. Arwen: No, I want to. *cough cough* Aragorn: You donÂ’t love me. Is that it? Arwen: No—its just that-(interrupted by Aragorn) Aragorn: FINE!…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…nice with promises. Some promises can be pretty cheap.” “…Indeed they can,” replied Sanosuke, agreeing with him, “…was he your father… Captain Sagara?” Sanosuke paused a moment as he answered…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
The Funniship of the Ring – Book 1 ‘In Which Four Blobbits Are Duped, Mortified, And Otherwise Robbed, Belittled And Wearied’ “Well, Hoho,” said Handoff the Gloomy to his friend…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…