Lord of the rodents part four! (in Fanfiction)
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…opinion. Gimli: It’s not like you would have changed your mind… Aragorn: *on cell phone* Of course I love you Arwen! No there is nothing going on between Eowyn and…
…to totally strange, drunken freak pointing at Frodo’s cell phone and muttering to him. “Maybe he thinks you’re cute, Mr. Frodo.” The freak got up and staggered Frodo. “Hi, Arwen….
…into his cell phone. The person on the other end of the phone squealed. “Only if you call us everyday at the beginning of every hour!” a shrill, girlish voice…
…are no cell phones in this movie. Only horses, you muttonhead,” he grinned evilly at his remark. “Pinhead!” “Knucklehead! “Ninny” “Dunderhead” “Dingbat!” “Oh would you two just shut up!” howled…
…” And in it is the telephone number of the Balrog.” “The Balrog of Moria?” asked Legolas. “Don’t you bring Moria into this!” shouted Gimli. “I also have the last…
…“Yes, number! All orcs in Barad-Dûr have a number! What is your? Answer!” “I-I-I h-have no n-number..” Erishnak whimpered. The human warriors looked at each other. “What are you doing…
…to Double Take, where eleven contestants do whatever I tell them to so that they have a chance to win! Now it’s time to meet the contestants! Contestant Number One…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…