Lembas Infomercial (in Fanfiction)
…bring out the Lembas and apple juice! (Man brings out an empty plate and a baby bottle half full of apple juice) Legolas: What happened to all the lembas?! Frodo:…
…bring out the Lembas and apple juice! (Man brings out an empty plate and a baby bottle half full of apple juice) Legolas: What happened to all the lembas?! Frodo:…
…air pirate it was the perfect day for a raid and Vyse intended to do just that. To all who might look at him Vyse didn’t appear to be anyone…
…The sudden appearance of the elf always caught Gimli by surprise but by now he had mastered the art of schooling his features so that outwardly he appeared almost bored…
…an appearance, but the young ranger wondered if he had indeed passed it without seeing the lights. He shook his head at the thought, dislodging the layer of snow that…
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…a child,” continued Elrohir, silently. Elladan shook his head with a grin. “Don’t. You’d be violating some Mannish code of masculine conduct…” he communicated, through his expressive grey eyes. Elrohir…
…fattest thing I have ever seen, I mean, he practically has his own zip-code. He went to the beach, and the whales started singing, “We Are Family”. I remember the…
…apple at the troll, apparently killing him. (No one notices the “pretty coin” Clyde found in one of the treasuries.) Clyde falls and lands on top of Legolas. They all…
…of Squire inwhich he was almost killed by a wolf. He was promoted to Knight-Bachelor then promoted some time later to Knight for showing bravery in saving a Knight who…
Ok, in this chapter some new characters are mentioned. Don’t worry, half of them never appear again, so you will not be haunted by their presence. “Cathrina Gamgee, if you…