A Balrog’s Lunch (in Subject Articles)
…what Orc tastes like, don’t you? Maybe you don’t. Well, it tastes like tadpoles, mixed with sewage, mixed with – What on earth are those? Ten people just stumbled into…
…what Orc tastes like, don’t you? Maybe you don’t. Well, it tastes like tadpoles, mixed with sewage, mixed with – What on earth are those? Ten people just stumbled into…
…a shovel lay innocently but conspicuously on the floor. “And bound me to this bench with her lovely shawl, which now hath been split in twain. Thy daughter hath stolen…
…the one who attracted a crowd this afternoon with that pointy hat trick he likes to do. Glorfindel so horrified by pointy hat trick he would not stop sobbing spasmodically…
…her. “Lady, you are here for a reason. Sooner or later, we will find out what that reason is. In the meantime, we can only do what we can with…
…that your name?” Gandalf said in a gentle voice. Pippin nodded not letting his eyes leave the wizard. “What is that short for?” Pippin shrugged. “You don’t know what your…
…3 ½ feet tall, but a 6-foot tall man and a broad-shouldered man find things somewhat more difficult. Legolas hid behind Tom Bombadil’s hatrack, hoping nobody would notice a hat…
…fields… little rivers.” Bilbo took a few moments of silence, knowing that he’s going to leave his nephew and other hobbits that he has known throughout his years for rest…
…that’s not a ventriloquism act. That’s just you with Pippin on your lap.” “Yeah, good isn’t it!” Merry said. Aragorn couldn’t help giggling. Arwen rolled her eyes. “Thank you, that’s…
…that! Arwen: -other that sword fighting and being king that is. Aragorn: What more could you want? Sam: Could I have Mr. FrodoÂ’s email address? Merry: Later, Sam. Later. *Suddenly…
…round their heads and under the beds, And then stole Gandalf’s pointy hat! Cat! Mat! The vexing things flew round the room Then stole Gandaf’s pointy hat! The wizard’s teeth…