…were invited…” “Be quiet, Suzy,” Loslote snapped. “My name’s Ellen!” “Incidentally, Haldir, are you single?” “Go sit down, Haldir,” Ellen interrupted. “Next contestant?” “Fine,” Loslote grumped. “Contestant Number Three, from…
…“We need tickets to The Black Gate. Russia.” She raised her hand and stared at her fingernails. “CanÂ’t help you.” “I think you can,” Fred said. “I think I canÂ’t.”…
…in the air. Oh, that’s the fluoride. Yuck. Much that once was, is lost. And much that once lost, is was. Wait, that didn’t make sense, scratch that. It all…
…(unless you live next door in Australia); you’ll have to find a suitable airline, and perhaps take a connecting flight. Once the flights are sorted and booked, then you can…
…about ten oÂ’clock, until the phone woke him. He fumbled around the bed for a moment before he found the table with the phone on it. “Hello?” “Mr. Baggins?” a…
…up and turned away, grasping her bag. Panicking, she opened her tennis bag and grabbed her cell phone. Quickly, she dialed her home phone. Nothing. She dialed her mom’s cell…
…decor to your living space? Here are two techniques I’ve used myself. They’re cheap and easy, and very effective! Mirror The ivy mirror is an elvish decoration that can be…
…cell phone and dialed ChaseÂ’s number. It rang for a minute, until the producerÂ’s voice was heard on the other end. “Hello?” “Gandalf?” Lori asked. “Yes?” “I thought this was…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
August 8, 2003, 4:15 p.m. In a press conference held earlier today in downtown Los Angeles, Gollum officially announced his candidacy in the upcoming California Governor Recall Election. Gollum will…