LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…home, Gandalf says.Â’ ‘All right then. Will do. Goodbye. Oh, and, remember to hang up the phone right-side up this time.Â’ ‘Goodbye Strider.Â’ There was a bang, and a click,…
…the sidecar. Adrianna cast a worried look down at him, and then pulled her cell phone out of her pocket. She dialed a number with one hand, keeping the other…
…door, Terrance motioned to two chairs. “Sit.” Martin and Phil sat. Terrance picked up the phone, dialed a number, and spoke for a minute in a strange language. Then he…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…ale?” Haldir smiled. “Now that I will do. Ginger will be good for you.” “It will not take the pain,” Celeborn said. “But it will ease my parched throat ……
…dough I’ll need … your silver shirt Sell me … your Mithril girt I’ll buy (I’ll buy, I’ll buy, I’ll buy …) I’m only taker now Wanna try A wizard’s…