A Phone Call with Elrond PART TWO (in Fanfiction)
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…for a minute, then: BOROMIR: I saw this really awesome movie the other day- MEANWHILE… Elrond is trying to turn on phone. ELROND: For the love of Elbereth!! Turn on!!…
…~hobbitluver~: *sighs* Alright, fine. Somebody bring me a phone! The employee brings a phone to ~hobbitluver~. She answers it on speakerphone. ~hobbitluver~: Yeah, whaddaya want? A childish voice on the…
…a miracle Bilbo and Elrond: Bye bye! * Trying to cross mountains* Boromir: This will be the death of the hobbits! Gandalf: What?! (cell phone rings, LOTR ring tone) Legolas:…
…do it all, so pack your baggins and let’s head for New Zealand! OK, first of all you’ll want to consider how long you intend to stay in NZ. It’s…
…noise. FRODO: You’re late! You’re also a disturber of the peace! The crazy looking old man in the cart stopped singing, stopped the cart, and started speaking. GANDALF: A wizard…
…headache refused to leave. They were at Helm’s Deep, looking for someone who could recite the Helm Hammerhand poem. Apparently, not a soul knew. “Excuse me,” Eomer waved down yet…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…of terror as it it cut to the Eye, looking fiery and great. Frodo gasps for breath and collapses to the ground.) Sam:(Looking concerned turns to Frodo)Mr. Frodo? It’s the…
…of the new jewelry that is becoming available with the release of the second film in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Two Towers. I will also give you…