The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…about ten oÂ’clock, until the phone woke him. He fumbled around the bed for a moment before he found the table with the phone on it. “Hello?” “Mr. Baggins?” a…
…up and turned away, grasping her bag. Panicking, she opened her tennis bag and grabbed her cell phone. Quickly, she dialed her home phone. Nothing. She dialed her mom’s cell…
…hard?” Aragorn asked. “Well, actually it is. You see we are in an unknown world called uuuugh The United States (?).” (The United States is a world?) “Oookaaaay, see that…
…decor to your living space? Here are two techniques I’ve used myself. They’re cheap and easy, and very effective! Mirror The ivy mirror is an elvish decoration that can be…
…cell phone and dialed ChaseÂ’s number. It rang for a minute, until the producerÂ’s voice was heard on the other end. “Hello?” “Gandalf?” Lori asked. “Yes?” “I thought this was…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
…“What does the United States propose to do about the terrorist attacks on Australian ports?” “The United States is preparing to send a detachment of troops to help restore order,”…
…the boat but flaming wreckage. Bobby was on his feet in an instant, pulling out his cell phone and dialing 911. “ThereÂ’s been a boating accident down at the lake,”…
…Emperor Sui, who the dinosaur was named for, re-united China because he was Isildur’s second cousin, twice removed. At this point, we can safely assume Isildur is dead. Sui got…