The Lord of the Teeth – The Frenetic of the Teeth (in Subject Articles)
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…Christmas present!” “BIMBO NAGGINGS! DO NOT TAKE ME FOR A CONJUROR OF CHEAP CHRISTMAS PRESENTS! I AM NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I’m trying to help you!” “Really?” “No, it’s…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…was hoping you wouldn’t notice that. Arwen: How many cheap copies of this ring have you made! Gandalf: To be exact, four hundred and twenty-one- Aragorn: Gandaaaalf! Please! Arwen: You…
…a fantasy, sci-fi film release one expects (especially if you ever worked at Forbidden Planet like me) a certain amount of merchandising usually in the form of the afore mentioned…
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…
…in their house. So I’ve come up with some cheap alternatives. Unfortunately, I don’t have a digital camera, so I wasn’t able to take pictures of what I’ve done to…
…members who were lost in the end–Boromir, Haldir, Théoden, Théodred, FujiÂ… even Gollum, despite some reservations from Sam and Yahiko–and many others who either died, or were not present. It…
…entrance a man in a mask took their tickets. The mask was odd, not like most spooky masks with blood or scars, or even deformed. It looked more like a…
…We groaned, slapping his hand against his forehead. ‘Hey, did one of you guys have the tickets?Â’ All four hobbits shook their heads. Suddenly Pippin piped up. ‘Umm, maybe when…