Herbs and Stewed Rabbits (in Fanfiction)
…loudly on the ground as it stepped to approach where they were hidden. The cloaked figure sniffed at the air, as though he were seeking something by scent. It was…
…loudly on the ground as it stepped to approach where they were hidden. The cloaked figure sniffed at the air, as though he were seeking something by scent. It was…
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* *** CONGRATULATIONS! *** You are now the proud owner of your very own HOBBIT collection! These delightful little chaps will give you years of faithful service. Follow the procedures…
…Sam are you giving Frodo a bath? Sam: Ummm… *closes curtain* Legolas: *opens curtain again and sees Gimli in the tub too* Gimli: Rub harder! My feet haven’t smelled air…
…clenched his teeth together. “YouÂ’d think there were Nazgul here,” Gandalf whispered to Arwen. In the India section of the ride, AragornÂ’s phone began to ring. “Hello?” he said. Arwen…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…are strange indeed.” “Mayhap he was attacked by the fair folk. They say the fair folk use strange means to keep us out.” “Come along now,” the innkeeper called out…
…Imaldris air was unpleasant, quite the contrary in fact, but it was good to breathe the air of his home once more. “My loyal people,” he said gently. “For many…
…in this moment of joy and passion for the rest of eternity. Chapter Nine- Revelations My eyes fluttered open. The open window showcased a dusky grey sky. It was not…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
…about ten oÂ’clock, until the phone woke him. He fumbled around the bed for a moment before he found the table with the phone on it. “Hello?” “Mr. Baggins?” a…