ch 8: Bagpipes and Windbags (in Fanfiction)
…to Buckland of all queerlands. Well, unnatural birds always roost over water, thatÂ’s what I always said.” “Yes, but the keys…” “Speaking of unnatural, IÂ’d just the most unnatural customer…
…to Buckland of all queerlands. Well, unnatural birds always roost over water, thatÂ’s what I always said.” “Yes, but the keys…” “Speaking of unnatural, IÂ’d just the most unnatural customer…
…on the table, and regarded Heggr skeptically. The other early customers of the tavern laughed loudly. “Derring-do, Heggr? Since when was being drunk most of the time accounted as that?”…
…– “King’s Mantle”… first day of fall… an errand… An errand?” – he raised his head. “But who is the customer? There is no signature…” “I do not know who…
…and turned to look. A huge troll stood there, snarling at him. Pippin reached behind him to see what he could use and grabbed a red phone. He smiled. “Customer…
…and not crack under the abuse. But things get even more complicated when newer plans are made to sell Legolas to a special customer while at the same time keeping…
Announcer: Our customer satifaction is at 97% but to get the other 3% we use ideas sent from our customers. We got this letter via E-mail: Yo whassup, I your…
…hair accessories for men! Legolas: It’ll be the best place in the world! Gandalf: You can count me in as a regular customer! Arwen: Wow, that makes two hundred and…
…her more was the large amount of customers that had been scrounging the entire store; mostly looking for ingredients for simple protection & barrier spells. Neither she nor her friends…
…she turns to a customer, even if it is that confounded Lotho Bracegirdle. That silver-tongued charmer never misses a chance to flirt with any hobbit lass, and it seems he’s…
…at the woman with concern on his face. “Uh, excuse me please.” Smiling, the woman looked up from another customer. “Yes?”, she asked. “Who wrote this?”, Bara asked anxiously. “I…