Auditions for the New Lembas Spokesperson (in Fanfiction)
…the diva cry! That’s something that’s life threatening to do. It’s rule 406 in the Wizard’s Code, under “You Would Rather be Eaten Alive by a Dragon than do this”….
…the diva cry! That’s something that’s life threatening to do. It’s rule 406 in the Wizard’s Code, under “You Would Rather be Eaten Alive by a Dragon than do this”….
…upside down. that peice of paper was a code for battle plans against aragorn and the person who had lost it would stop at nothing to get it back. in…
…miruvor bottle. “WHO smuggled THIS into Valinor from Middle-earth, which is clearly in violation of the Valinor Code of International Trade and Quarantine Regulations???” He swung around and pointed a…
Sorry this took so long to get up, I was having issues…. ****************** Leaving the area code of Isengard, the King’s company, friends and relations rode slowly thought the rolling…
…Things are getting kind of scary Think i want my mommy now This is not really happening You bet your life it is Kill all the fellowship just kill all…
…Merry breaks into song as the Treehearders are slowly making their way to the Orthanc.* Treehearders and Pippin’s comin’ We’re goin’ to Isengard Bet Saruman’ll hear the hummin’ Cause there’s…
She’s been living in her horse bred world I bet she’s never had a decent guy I bet that Wormtongue never told her why I’m gonna try for a Rohan…
…same ring as produced by Harmony Gold however it does look very similar (though how much difference can there be between gold bands with inscriptions?) theirs is $295.00 US and…
…the most like booze? Sam: This one! Frodo: Let’s go. Scene 12: The Prancing Pony… Merry: I bet I can drink more than you Pippin! Pippin: You’re on! Crowd: CHUG!…
…END GANDALF: I bet you found that terribly clever. BILBO: I did, except I didn’t think it worked that way. (Skip to Gollum in his cave, looking in his medicine…