FotR: The Quest for World Domination Episode III (in Fanfiction)
…are not an animal! And we hatesss your nasssty ssshampoo! We hatesss it! *starts jumping around crazily in his anger* Legolas: You see what I mean. This is happening to…
…are not an animal! And we hatesss your nasssty ssshampoo! We hatesss it! *starts jumping around crazily in his anger* Legolas: You see what I mean. This is happening to…
…of sight, better that they at least survive to tell Aragorn and Legolas what happened, and then the army arrives. They look highly embarrassed at the fact that they sent…
…Master, we promise to do what he wants.” “There is no promise you make that I can trust,” said Boromir lowering the saber. “THEIF!!!” hollered Frodo, “that was MY line!”…
…that followed, Faramir spent in his dressing room. During the daytime, Eowyn was polite and dutiful but cold as ice. Faramir often wondered what had become of the woman he…
…time about that! I saw legolina smile at the dwarf! What could she possibly see in that shorty! Sure he is funny but I can be funny! Why’d the chicken…
…me if I did not stay out of the stables? What kind of threat is that? And what about the snake? Did he stop to think that he was punishing…
…the courtyard. Jarl Broggha’s new mount had just been delivered that day, and as Griss watched the desperate struggles to control the beast, he could see what an apt name…
…build such an army. However, what we lack is the willpower to build an army of that size. What I need from each of you is to go back to…
…signals that his body had given him. But now, every muscle in his body was telling him clearly that it had just about had enough. Aragorn realised at last that…
…laments Mordor is in his eyes He likes that big ol’ grey beard Balrog fightin’ pass Ridin’ on Big Shadowfax Does that pointy hat make a man? It’s like a…