Chapter three: Cash Only (in Fanfiction)
…wrinkled up her nose. ‘Riiight. Then, what will you have? Let me guess, everything this guy had.Â’ Merry shook his head. ‘No. I donÂ’t want mayonnaise on my turkey sandwich,…
…wrinkled up her nose. ‘Riiight. Then, what will you have? Let me guess, everything this guy had.Â’ Merry shook his head. ‘No. I donÂ’t want mayonnaise on my turkey sandwich,…
…his hands. ‘No matter!’ the hobbit laughed, ‘whether it’s a furry crocodile or a common raccoon, it’s for dinner tomorrow! But today is turkey!’ the furry crocodile, of course, was…
…shouted, throwing a glass of water at the burning stick. “Snap out of it, Dad!” Boromir added. After getting another worker to take their orders, the ten munched on turkey…
…lower cooks had worked hard preparing turkey, roast duck, rabbit stew, potatoes – mashed, fried and baked on the hot coals, and a variety of vegetables. Theoden and Theodred were…
…and Gollum!” he exclaimed. The two hobbits rushed over to say hello. Sméagol and Gollum were fighting with themselves over the last turkey. “We waaanttsss it, yesss precioussss! It’s Christmas,…
…little bit at the moment. “I know you and ‘Ro did that you turkey!” Legolas yelled. Thranduil chuckled at his seat, watching how his son put fear into this seventeen…
…Boromir: But… Elrond: No buts. Boromir: Crud. Sam: Can we eat now *has flashback of the night before* Bilbo: *reaches for sausage* Yay! My favorite! Gloin: Ummm…that’s turkey sausage, Bilbo….
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 3 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Theoden: Anyone important dead? I mean anyone dead? Guard: Yeah but most importantly Hama. Theoden: NOT MY CIRCUS LEADER!! NOOOO!!! *starts crying* 2 hours later… Theoden:…
…yes boys The Green Dragon! Food Glorious food! Appples and pumpkins Merry and Pip are cool dudes Who root through Orthanc’s dustbin Chomping through Sauruman’s prize turkey Meant for his…
…so are you. **** So far today he had treated two sprained ankles, one sprained wrist, one broken finger, and more bruises then he could easily recall. Unfortunately, they hadn’t…