…my love, my preciousssssssssss…” But the Teeth grew tired of Swallow’s ridiculous poetry, and knew that it was time. They abandoned Swallow, leaving him with only a credit card and…
…are no cell phones in this movie. Only horses, you muttonhead,” he grinned evilly at his remark. “Pinhead!” “Knucklehead! “Ninny” “Dunderhead” “Dingbat!” “Oh would you two just shut up!” howled…
…about ten oÂ’clock, until the phone woke him. He fumbled around the bed for a moment before he found the table with the phone on it. “Hello?” “Mr. Baggins?” a…
…up and turned away, grasping her bag. Panicking, she opened her tennis bag and grabbed her cell phone. Quickly, she dialed her home phone. Nothing. She dialed her mom’s cell…
…decor to your living space? Here are two techniques I’ve used myself. They’re cheap and easy, and very effective! Mirror The ivy mirror is an elvish decoration that can be…
…cell phone and dialed ChaseÂ’s number. It rang for a minute, until the producerÂ’s voice was heard on the other end. “Hello?” “Gandalf?” Lori asked. “Yes?” “I thought this was…
…to play it. Legolas slowly read the title, “Blow Aragorn’s head off of Middle Earth and win 7,000 tickets.” “I want tickets!” said Legolas. Eomer dragged Legolas away. “We have…
Okay this is a long but necessary AuthorÂ’s Note… Welcome back, Readers! Mae Govannen! I finally got around to posting the first part of The New Powers….but with trying to…
…difficulties, I’d just like to thank Peter JacksonÂ… Wingnut FilmsÂ… New Line CinemaÂ…Weta Workshop and Weta DigitalÂ… the beautiful country of New ZealandÂ… and of course, the cast and crew…
…laughed. “And I happen to be short on cash.” Hoho was rather nervous at this news. “But why are you warning me of this? My name isn’t Flaggins.” “Oh, isn’t…