LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
Orckies and Evil Minions This is Mordor number 5 One, two, three, four, five Everybody on the Nazgul, so come on let’s ride To the Green Dragon around the corner…
Elrond finishes up coucil, sits down in chair and sighs. ELROND: This has not been my day. Suddenly, flash of light from behind him makes him turn and get out…
ELROND: Hey, that’s an insult! MIRANDA: Sorry. ELROND (casually): Soooo, what’s gonna happen in the…War of the Ring, did you say? MIRANDA: I’m not going to tell you! You’d ruin…
…speech! Everyone CHEERS. BILBO I like some of you half as much as I know half of you three fourths of a large number of you seem to be a…
…smile, he politely thanked the Nazgul and waited as Rosie exchanged phone numbers with the Wraith. “You’ll love the Shire,” she was saying. “It’s very family friendly.” “That’s just what…
…‘Well, I-I didnÂ’t know you knew how to answer the phone.Â’ ‘Of course I do,Â’ Gimli answered sharply. ‘You just press this button and—‘ The phone line went dead. Strider…
…the sidecar. Adrianna cast a worried look down at him, and then pulled her cell phone out of her pocket. She dialed a number with one hand, keeping the other…
…door, Terrance motioned to two chairs. “Sit.” Martin and Phil sat. Terrance picked up the phone, dialed a number, and spoke for a minute in a strange language. Then he…