LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…into the diary room till the end of the contest, leaving Sam to begin the search for his own tickets.) Big Bother; Now Frodo, while the challenge continues you will…
…the final chapter. Enjoy! Chapter four: Number 3 Bagshot Row Frodo bounded from the cart along with two elder hobbits who knew the Gamgees. He met them at the inn…
Dual number We already know three forms in which a noun can appear: singular, plural and partitive plural. Quenya however still has a fourth form: the dual. The dual number…
…are starting a new style that is SO in and SO hip, that our mail will look like that belt Beregond was wearing last night: Sooo last age. Anyways- Faramir:…
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…up. Aragorn: Sorry. Carry on. Newsreader. I intend to. It is up to Aragorn, a gerbil, whom some believe always was the real leader *sideways glance at Aragorn* to take…
…opinion. Gimli: It’s not like you would have changed your mind… Aragorn: *on cell phone* Of course I love you Arwen! No there is nothing going on between Eowyn and…
…two faces that were often drunk. And they sure weren’t Elven. “Merry! Pippin! Fancy seeing you here!” Frodo enjoyed seeing his cousins. They always were fun. Sam grunted in disapproval….
…into his cell phone. The person on the other end of the phone squealed. “Only if you call us everyday at the beginning of every hour!” a shrill, girlish voice…