The Lord of the Goofs (in Subject Articles)
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…Hoops, Loops, Lawnmowers and Cowfoots.” “Cowfeet!” shouted a rather old hogit that was using three women as support beams. “It is my esteemed duty to leave you all annoyed and…
…Sam knowing of Bilbo’s ability to cook up any number of delicious dishes but he didn’t question it all the same. But upon seeing Strider’s grin and the looks exchanged…
…on the far side. He was asleep, his head resting on an impossible number of pillows accumulated at the top of the bed. Their friend looked the most relaxed they…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…its place. Thankfully, although the orcs were skilled, they were few in number, and she was soon finishing off the last one. She kicked its legs from under it. As…
…going down, down in an earlier round And Gollum, you’re going down with me I’ll be your number one with my power A really hot mountain, fall in and burn…