Lord of the Laxatives (in Fanfiction)
…secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured pineapple juice, laxative, and his will to own all sweet companies. One by one, the free…
…secret a Master Ring, to control all others. And into this Ring, he poured pineapple juice, laxative, and his will to own all sweet companies. One by one, the free…
…Éowyn countered Gothmog, locking their blades together. The hideously deformed Orc snarled at the courageous fighter, who snarled at him in return, using a free hand to punch Gothmog in…
…the day-crickets trill. The air smelt of hay and wildflowers and sages. He felt whole and content: free of worry, free of pain – and free of longing. As he…
…reputation for his fiery temper. Once he was angered, you better watch out. Túreb and his people named their dwelling place Taurost (forest-town). There were a lot more homes here…
…in code. Then taking the three hairs, he tightly rolled the parchment around them and inserted the missive into a silver cylinder. He quickly set to work writing another coded…
…problem.” “What?” growled Ulrich. “ThereÂ’s another ship. ItÂ’s sending over a code that doesnÂ’t match up to any military of any country, and yet itÂ’s threatening to open fire if…
…we are to make any progress in the world, we are going to need a bigger, better army. I am sure that we possess the resources and the money to…
…the freedom of the Hitherlands. Many elves from the other realms, who did not know him well, called him Thranduil the Nasty, for their adar could display an impressive temper…
…about it.” Estel had promised he would, never knowing how fast his twentieth birthday would come. Now what? It was against the Ranger code of conduct to break a promise….
…thought better of it, and stalked out. Meanwhile, Odare was still pouting, not at all mollified by Tarniel defending her by evoking pity for her. Who asked her to butt…