The Amazing Race Part 2 (in Fanfiction)
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
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Elven Realms: Rivendell Rooms (in Crafts)
~ By Celebriloth and Scothia Who doesn’t want to live in Rivendell? Well, if your nearest travel agent can’t get you there, we’ll help you have the next-best thing –…
The Fellowship of the Ring (in Subject Articles)
…conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you. (Bilbo runs into Gandalf’s arms, weeping) Gandalf: All your long years we’ve been friends….
Legolas’ Inbox (in Fanfiction)
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
Legolas’ Inbox: Legolas’ Replies to Trouble Brews (in Fanfiction)
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
Kill Leggie vol 2 (in Fanfiction)
…before an insane little girl named River. Soon the number of enemies was dwindling, and the Fellowship suddenly realized that they could actually lend a hand. Their pitiful contribution was…
The Return of the King- A Parody (in Fanfiction)
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
Bloopers: Round 2 (in Fanfiction)
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole (in Fanfiction)
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
Chapter 10 (in Fanfiction)
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…