LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…than Legolas will disappear before my very eyes! (Pippin rescues Faramir) Denethor: Wait a minute, he’s not dead at all, is he? DOH! Oh well, might as well set myself…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…oriented, as he owned the diamond mine his dwarvish compatriots slaved their lives away in. As the years went by, Santa’s greediness increased. He started many other diamond mines, but…
…funerals before. His first ever was when he personally buried the bodies of the three women; Akane, Kasumi, and Sakura; who protected him when he was a boy, as well…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…grimy pocket. “Prove it,” pouted Legalese, crossing his arms. “Very well,” sighed Tiny. “Mirror, mirror, in my hand, whoÂ’s the fairest in the land?” The mirror showed a picture of…
…comes in a beautiful wooden jewelry box with certificate of authenticity and is done in 10K gold. For those more budget conscious collectors far cheaper reproductions of the One Ring…
…“Perhaps the Midsummer heat proves too much for you, lady. As I have said, he is both quick and cheap.” Aragorn started to come to his wifeÂ’s defence, but a…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…