Let’s Make A Fellowship 3 (in Fanfiction)
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…had yet to explore other avenues of treatment. For the first time since he had been a psychiatrist at the hospital, Aaron wanted to follow this patient’s progress all the…
…desire, an additional 20% off all ships to Valinor! Make haste and book a trip- this offer will be gone in 30 mortal days! Society of Special Elven Offers To:…
…if you desire, an additional 20% off all ships to Valinor! Make haste and book a trip- this offer will be gone in 30 mortal days! Society of Special Elven…
…thou art almost mortal,” Lord Kanolhachkirraukoturgilarsergedhelthalion shot back. The Master of Dol Guldur looked uncertain, almost hurt. “DonÂ’t be so abusive: you were always abusive towards me as a child.”…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…Aragorn: NO! ‘Course not! I’ve never heard anything more ridiculous in all my life! Éowyn: Oh. Well. Thanks a lot. Aragorn: You’re welcome. Come on then- let’s MOVE IT ALONG!…
…he should be 3’6. No no no, not right for a hobbit at all, and heÂ’s got a beard! Quite unatural. I bet heÂ’ll drink ale now. Yes suree. He…
…really; elvish prisons where actually nicer than normal dwarf quarters. Their only requirement was that he take a bath every day. But, rather than pay the ransom, a loyal army…