…of the Rings (LOTR) soundtrack, present the first American screening of the complete LOTR trilogy with a live American orchestra. Along with soloists to be named later, the Academy Award-winning…
Father was an American Muggle, who held a job as an Attorney for a large corporation. His mother was a witch from Scotland, who had been over helping that some…
…to attend the University of California, Los Angeles where he achieved dual degrees in History and American Literature and Culture. At one point Astin considered going into law, but the…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…before an insane little girl named River. Soon the number of enemies was dwindling, and the Fellowship suddenly realized that they could actually lend a hand. Their pitiful contribution was…