Legolas’ Inbox (in Fanfiction)
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…comment. “Funny, looks like an armadillo to me,” began Sam. “ItÂ’s a good thing too, I donÂ’t like armadillos; they keep nesting in the tops of trees and scaring the…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…is a completely ludicrous situation! Better get out that completely useless light… Shelob: Boo! Again. Frodo: Wahey, you can’t scare me- look at my BLINDING LIGHT! Shelob: No, that’s actually…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…nature. Those stinking elves. Then Santa, good clever dwarf that he was, decided to illegally enter the elf reserve by nightfall and scope it out for a good drilling spot….
…a song of mourning in the Rohirrim ancestral language… Bealocwealm hafað… Fréone frecan forth onsended… Giedd sculon singan gléomenn sorgiende… On Meduselde… Éowyn’s singing began to stir tears within the…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…and then threw his arms around ScramÂ’s neck. Scram threw up a sardine on FraudoÂ’s back. “I KNEW YOUÂ’D COME!” “What? Come where?” sputtered Scram. He leaned over the side…