…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…I am she.” Lord Kanolhachkirraukoturgilarsergedhelthalion looked him up and down skeptically. “A lot has happened since we last met,” Lord KanolhachkirraukoturgilarsergedhelthalionÂ’s ‘sister/brotherÂ’ rushed. “Yeah, my sister went to Valinor centuries…
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…Now I actually want to die! Gandalf: Nah, that’s not what will happen to you when you die. I’m talking about Valinor- you need to have a place reserved there…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…as the bandits who attacked them, killed by Kenshin’s master. Memories of that fateful night may have been vague for him now, but it remained a part of him. Aoshi…
…nothing to say but, “You died?!” “Yeah,” Gandalf answered casually, “but I’m just passing through here on my way to visit the Valar. I’m pretty sure Manwe and Varda will…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…Rand) you can purchase this elegant reproduction. Don’t forget though you have to figure in shipping, duty and possible VAT. You can also purchase a One Ring directly from New…