…you are going to need it! See you, Elladan and Elrohir To: elladan_elrohir@rivendell.elves From: [email protected] Subject: Re: Beware: Elladan and Elrohir, IÂ’m going to kill Arwen. I do have a…
…like a child with a balloon, and an ice cream, and a party hat, and a party. He was grinning a lot. He was also bleeding a lot, from a…
…are coming! The hobbits are coming!” All verses of ‘Oompa Loompa Loompeti Doo!’ are immediately silenced as every Oompa Loompa within hearing range rushes as one to the windows, then…
…were completely untrue… Elrond: Hey Aragorn. Aragorn: Oh great- The Most Protective Father In The World™. And what can I do for you? Elrond: Two of my finest Elves have…
…WasnÂ’t it—(interupted by Elrond) Elrond: I know how old I am! Gandalf: (fake coughs three thousand) Elrond: As I was saying I was there three thousand years ago. THREE THOUSAND!…
…of piles and piles of diamonds. The only problem was that it was in the middle of an elf reserve, where elves live in happiness and harmony with trees and…
…nice with promises. Some promises can be pretty cheap.” “…Indeed they can,” replied Sanosuke, agreeing with him, “…was he your father… Captain Sagara?” Sanosuke paused a moment as he answered…
…let me go back. Aragorn and Legolas will need my help, especially with those kids hanging on their tails.” “What about the little ones? Faramir? Galadriel? Everyone else I haven’t…
…be so cool!” “DonÂ’t think so, my little midget pal,” Broomier said dully, patting FraudoÂ’s curly hair. Fraudo sucked in a deep breath and whined in the most annoying voice…
…or Aragorn’s ring $129.00 US complete with payment plans for you poorer elf cousins. If you fancy yourself more of a lordly elf and need to prove it, how about…