Chapter Nine: Dead Man’s Party (in Fanfiction)
…she saw a cart being pulled by a pony. It was the Dwarves! Buffy hadnÂ’t seen them since the war. “Hail Buffy,” greeted Drór as his wagon came to a…
…she saw a cart being pulled by a pony. It was the Dwarves! Buffy hadnÂ’t seen them since the war. “Hail Buffy,” greeted Drór as his wagon came to a…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…sarcasm. “Please, I bid you to continue since you are obviously bursting with enthusiasm to tell me what you have learnt.” “Since you asked so nicely,” Aaron answered with similar…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…I am she.” Lord Kanolhachkirraukoturgilarsergedhelthalion looked him up and down skeptically. “A lot has happened since we last met,” Lord KanolhachkirraukoturgilarsergedhelthalionÂ’s ‘sister/brotherÂ’ rushed. “Yeah, my sister went to Valinor centuries…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…SHALL LOVE ME IN DESPAIR! Frodo: Jeez. And I thought Bilbo had a bad mood swing in Rivendell.. Setting: Moria. Bridge of Khazad Dum Aragorn and Frodo: (sing) khazad Dum…