The Lord of the Goofs (in Subject Articles)
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…his saddlebag. Then, one night, at midnight, he left. First, he wrote letters to his father and brother. June 30, 3018 My dearest father, The dream came again to me…
…shot of the Black Riders leaving a green gate. In the book, Gandalf doesn’t have this information untill later: after he leaves Frodo (in June, two months after he arrived)…
…the halfling’s tale. Osgiliath In Appendix B, Tolkien notes that Osgiliath is attacked by Sauron on June 20th of TA 3018. Boromir leaves Minas Tirith for Rivendel on July 4th….
…to learn where Hugo Weaving will be this June. Click here to learn more about Azog the Defiler and the actor that plays him. For information about James Nesbitt’s next…
…(16) – 16 May (15) (the flowering one) Nárië: 17 May (16) – 15 June (14) (the fiery one) Cermië: 16 June (15) – 15 July (14) (the renewed one)…
Chapter 2 The Fight June came in and the weather turned hot. Every day was fine with never a hint of rain, and the children of Hobbiton played out in…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…