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…before an insane little girl named River. Soon the number of enemies was dwindling, and the Fellowship suddenly realized that they could actually lend a hand. Their pitiful contribution was…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…began. ‘You do?’ ‘Yes – thank you for sending my father notification on my condition.’ Aragorn no longer laughed. His eyes scanned the Elf’s face as his friend looked steadily…
…Fortunately, they had sufficient hands to guarantee its success. Avallon was the first to be notified in consideration of his rigid law of advanced notification. He did complain about the…
…be here tomorrow. I’m sorry for the advance notification (or lack thereof), but the spiders were growing reckless of anything traveling along their western borders – a direct result of…
Rate this post We’ve received notification of two new books that may be of interest to the CoE community. The first is The Hobbits: The Many Lives of Bilbo, Frodo,…
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…