LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…are, yesss precioussss. Many stepsssss. Frodo: Hooray! Ooh, look at that tower over there… Sam: Come ON Frodo, you go first… Frodo: Okay. Hmm. This is quite a small gap….
…man. Setting: Lothlorien Frodo: If you ask it of me, I will give you he one ring. Galadriel: You offer it to me freely. I do not deny that my…
…oriented, as he owned the diamond mine his dwarvish compatriots slaved their lives away in. As the years went by, Santa’s greediness increased. He started many other diamond mines, but…
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…“You guessed it,” Tiny replied, a wry grin on his scrawny face. “I wanna win!” wailed Jimbo. “Fine. JimboÂ’s winning,” Tiny sighed, rolling his bloodshot eyes. “But I wanna win…
…should look at Harmony Gold. This is a South African based company licensed by New Line to reproduce the One Ring with the Tengwar script. This is the most authentic…
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…