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…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…any fit state to see a patient. If it had been any patient but Moses, Aaron would have been inclined to cancel his appointments for the day. However, it was…
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…through the stained glass window, leaping onto the shoulders of a cave troll. She then drew her shiny (shiny!), elegantly crafted mithril sword and drove it into the back of…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…