LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
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The Return of the King- A Parody (in Fanfiction)
…okay? He’s crazy. Pippin: …wight… Gandalf: Don’t mention Boromir… Pippin: …wight… Gandalf: Don’t mention Frodo and the Ring… Pippin: …wight… Gandalf: Don’t mention Denethor’s incredibly feminine coat… Pippin: …wight… Gandalf:…
Bloopers: Round 2 (in Fanfiction)
…Darn it Ian. The lights are supposed to come BACK on! Gandalf, stop making the lights really go out! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP…
The Enslaved Elves of the North Pole (in Fanfiction)
…didn’t get enough outdoor time, and on top of that, the dust in the mines discolored their perfect blond hair. They wanted to stage a protest. The gall of those…
Chapter 10 (in Fanfiction)
…their gazes at Sanosuke’s direction… “Sir Gandalf,” spoke Kenshin. Gandalf faced Kenshin as he pointed to his side. They looked over… And spot two children on horseback. It was Eothain…
Chapter 3: Being Dead Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be (in Fanfiction)
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
Lord of the Things: Chapter Fifteen (in Fanfiction)
…his nose. “Sh!” hissed Araforn urgently, still gaping. Legalese rolled his eyes. “Stupid heterosexual men,” he said in a prim voice, smoothing down his wrinkle-free tunic. “Better than stupid gay…
All that glitters is sometimes electroplated with gold (in Subject Articles)
…as well as the other prominent rings worn by the characters Galadriel, Elrond, Aragorn, Gandalf and the Witch King can also be purchased. Made by Applause these licensed replicas come…
Even Elves Need Friends (in Fanfiction)
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
Costumes: Charis’ Detailed Guide on How to Become a Hobbit (in Crafts)
…with gathered sleeves at the shoulders. Frodo wears a gathered sleeve in the movie. You cannot find a man’s shirt with gathered sleeves, so you have to buy a woman’s….