Hobbits: An Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual (in Fanfiction)
…extra accessory; to whit, a smooth globe of crystal. It is imperative that you remove this from him at the first opportunity. It is an esoteric type of mobile phone…
…extra accessory; to whit, a smooth globe of crystal. It is imperative that you remove this from him at the first opportunity. It is an esoteric type of mobile phone…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…of the Decade. He also won critical acclaim for his stage and screen performances in a number of Shakespeare plays, and took roles in a number of cult English films…
…of vowels that represent a single sound. There are 6 diphtongs in Quenya: ai (as in “aisle”), au (“house”), eu (British “so”), iu (“yule”), oi (“oil”), ui (“ruin”). Vowels in…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…before an insane little girl named River. Soon the number of enemies was dwindling, and the Fellowship suddenly realized that they could actually lend a hand. Their pitiful contribution was…