Legolas’ Inbox (in Fanfiction)
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…a tendency to supply lots of mead at his parties, whether they are “formal gatherings” or not. As you can imagine, this leads to drunk, unconscious Dwarves littering the palace…
…like a child with a balloon, and an ice cream, and a party hat, and a party. He was grinning a lot. He was also bleeding a lot, from a…
…are coming! The hobbits are coming!” All verses of ‘Oompa Loompa Loompeti Doo!’ are immediately silenced as every Oompa Loompa within hearing range rushes as one to the windows, then…
…Bye Frodo. I’ll finish your book for you- by turning it into a really cheap parody! Frodo: God, I hate those parodies. Oh well, bye everyone! (close up on Frodo,…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…really; elvish prisons where actually nicer than normal dwarf quarters. Their only requirement was that he take a bath every day. But, rather than pay the ransom, a loyal army…
…nice with promises. Some promises can be pretty cheap.” “…Indeed they can,” replied Sanosuke, agreeing with him, “…was he your father… Captain Sagara?” Sanosuke paused a moment as he answered…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…be so cool!” “DonÂ’t think so, my little midget pal,” Broomier said dully, patting FraudoÂ’s curly hair. Fraudo sucked in a deep breath and whined in the most annoying voice…