LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…number to the e-mail address below and collect his prize. Denethor jumps for joy, two weeks in Valinor, just what he’s always wanted! And rushes down the tower steps to…
…Aragorn: What we need is something to distract the Enemy. Something to take his Eye off Frodo and Sam. Something to attract his attention away from Mount Doom. Something that…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…didn’t get enough outdoor time, and on top of that, the dust in the mines discolored their perfect blond hair. They wanted to stage a protest. The gall of those…
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…comes in a beautiful wooden jewelry box with certificate of authenticity and is done in 10K gold. For those more budget conscious collectors far cheaper reproductions of the One Ring…
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…