…fear for the dwarf’s sanity. GANDALF: Gimlet! FELLOWSHIP: Gimlet? GANDALF: I mean Gimpli! FELLOWSHIP: Gimpli? GANDALF: Oh whatever. All of a sudden there was a deafening howl. FELLOWSHIP: Save him!…
…shaped balloon! Pippin: Are you sure heÂ’s not Santa? IÂ’m pretty positive he said “ho, ho, ho!” and not “Whoa, whoa, whoa!” Arwen: Does he look like the kind of…
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…She eyed the wall that was about twenty feet tall. “I can jump their fence easily enough. LetÂ’s teach these bastards a lesson about using sharp pointy poles for fortification…
…in this scene! Okay where was I? Ah ha! I feel thin.. Bilbo: That’s my line! Gandalf: Sorry. Bilbo: Okay I feel thin, like margarine spread over too much bread….
…phone was broken and intercepting radio static* Your people?! V1: *it’s a two-fer-one at Wal*Mart* YES! MY PEOPLE! V2: *broken cell…with a dying battery…and rabid dogs chewing on it* Well,…
…staggared to his feet and atempted to run. He fell flat on his face. Arwen groaned and struggled to pull him up. By then, Boromir was long gone. “Stupid thief!”…
…do you remember?” Aaron leaned forward, asking. “Fear,” Moses replied shortly. “I remember fear, feeling it in my throat and lungs, as if it was something I had fallen into…
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