LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…kill us both BRUTALLY! He’s a VILLAIN, Master Frodo, A VILLAIN! Gollum: Who, me? Frodo: Oh Sam, for flip’s sake. You’ve been watching Quentin Tarantino movies again, haven’t you? Sméagol…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…
…of his face and looked at it, solemnly. “…Simbelmynë,” he said, sadly as he released the flower and it let it spiral down to land among similar flowers, in front…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…flobbit have to get so far away? And how did he get there so fast on his stubby little legs? Broomier finally conquered the last hill and looked to see…
…create an inscription that can only be seen with flame therefore they have simply etched it into the gold band for permanent viewing. Starting at about $100 US for a…
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…