Lord of the Rodents – PART 2!!! (in Fanfiction)
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…order pizza. Others: Ok. Brring brring… Phone: Hello, Pepe’s Pizza Palace, how can I help you? Frodo: Hi, we’d like six, ok ok, seven pizzas, delivered to this telephone. Phone:…
…one solitary “woo!”. She stands for a moment, wondering at this strange phenomenon. She is about to go over & investigate further when the phone rings. She goes to answer…
…opinion. Gimli: It’s not like you would have changed your mind… Aragorn: *on cell phone* Of course I love you Arwen! No there is nothing going on between Eowyn and…
…to totally strange, drunken freak pointing at Frodo’s cell phone and muttering to him. “Maybe he thinks you’re cute, Mr. Frodo.” The freak got up and staggered Frodo. “Hi, Arwen….
…into his cell phone. The person on the other end of the phone squealed. “Only if you call us everyday at the beginning of every hour!” a shrill, girlish voice…
…are very small. Perhaps you’re right. South it is then. Hold on little Shirelings. (turning around) I always like going south, somehow it feels like going down hill. Merry: (to…
…off of the land. At last they came to the south end of the clefts, where they overlooked the approach to the south, side-by-side. If there would be a pursuit,…
…Karn Slickblade jogged through the night, he was still 5 miles south west of the Rahun river, that disected the southwestern “claw” of Ta-Brech-A-Graume. His goal was to reach the…
In my previous article, “All That Glitters is Sometimes Electroplated with Gold”, I began a study of the replica jewelry available online and in stores. Some of it is wearable,…
…Tower of Cirith Ungol. They find refuge around a bend in the cliff and cower against the rock. A Nazgûl perches by the gate screeching. The cliffs reverberate with its…