LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…weight. They emerge at the top, thankful to be alive and stop, staring in wonder at the breathtaking view. They are standing on the very tallest flet in the forest…
…weight. They emerge at the top, thankful to be alive and stop, staring in wonder at the breathtaking view. They are standing on the very tallest flet in the forest…
…is my best friend in the whole wide world, I trust him more than I trust you, you big fatso! Come on Sméagol, let’s go and make daisy chains together!…
…Darn it Ian. The lights are supposed to come BACK on! Gandalf, stop making the lights really go out! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP…
…didn’t get enough outdoor time, and on top of that, the dust in the mines discolored their perfect blond hair. They wanted to stage a protest. The gall of those…
…few last moments at the tomb. Gandalf and Kenshin stayed with him. At the front of the Hall, Sanosuke stood outside staring off and down towards the tombs where Théodred…
…it’s cracked up to be. I’m just stuck here with millions of orcs I can’t kill. I’m almost sure there are people around here somewhere, but there are so many…
…flobbit have to get so far away? And how did he get there so fast on his stubby little legs? Broomier finally conquered the last hill and looked to see…
…which Frodo the Hobbit must somehow return to the fires of Mount Doom. It bares an inscription that, in the story, can only be seen with the aid of fire….
…we must plan how best to do this. I would suggest we start by rebuilding the damage suffered to this city and work outwards from there.” A ripple of agreement…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…