The Fellowship of the Ring’s Destruction (in Subject Articles)
…what’s one plus one gross? THE SHIRE (ABOUT 100 PERSONS): 145!!! Bilbo: And what’s the number of people at my party minus me? At this, Bilbo put The One Key…
…what’s one plus one gross? THE SHIRE (ABOUT 100 PERSONS): 145!!! Bilbo: And what’s the number of people at my party minus me? At this, Bilbo put The One Key…
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…us, Smaug! Smaug: *flying away* And remember, Elrond….. Legolas and Smaug: Gold is a friend, not food! Elrond: ……? Meanwhile: Eomer: *rushing into the hotel room* I’ve got fantastic news!…
…quite clear that Túreb was the best man for the job. He would also take his number two man, Sador, who was extremely loyal to his chief. “Do not engage…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…game on his cell phone. “What a great idea,” thought Legolas, who immediently whipped out his own phone and selected a game. Suddenly, Boromir shouted out in his sleep: “I…
…man with the propensity to destroy hotel rooms and a psychiatrist who was apparently had more names than the artist formerly known as (insert named here). Not that he was…
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
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