…were invited…” “Be quiet, Suzy,” Loslote snapped. “My name’s Ellen!” “Incidentally, Haldir, are you single?” “Go sit down, Haldir,” Ellen interrupted. “Next contestant?” “Fine,” Loslote grumped. “Contestant Number Three, from…
…tried to snap his fingers, but the mail gauntlet severely hampered that activity. B.R.#7: Shoot. FRODO: Run! PIPPIN: To go by moving the legs faster than walking. To flee. To…
…encompassed her. She wasnÂ’t crazy. She found herself exploring that region more thoroughly than when she was with Salmar. Not Angband per se but the entire northern region that she…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…a Wal*Mart bonus pack of men’s over-calf tube socks* I would ask only for the strength to defend my people… Frodo: Well THAT’S comforting. *sigh* Num– V2: *tunnel cell-phone…if the…
…to the frustrated girl. “Not now,” she snarled, winding up for a particularly hard kick. Haldir snatched her arm. “Look! Mithril!” Eowyn snatched the crumb and then screeched with joy….
…Stuart. S.C Aaron went to the phone immediately and dialled his best friend’s number. For some reason his heart was pounding with anxiety and would not be satisfied until he…
…SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! To: [email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: Thanks! Thank you so much for…
…[email protected] From: [email protected] Subject: CALL ME!!!! LEGOLAS YOU ARE SO SEXY! GO OUT WITH ME! MY PHONE NUMBER IS 817-302-4114! CALL ME! Love, Alexandria P.S. I LOVE YOU! Legolas doesnÂ’t…
…Meanwhile, the fight continued unabated. It all looked terribly fun to anyone who wasnÂ’t Gaurbrith. Blades spun and weaved in a way that can only be achieved with camera trickery….