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…before an insane little girl named River. Soon the number of enemies was dwindling, and the Fellowship suddenly realized that they could actually lend a hand. Their pitiful contribution was…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…plants, like Boston or asparagus fern. You can also use willow branches for a more rustic look. The sky overhead … Cover the ceiling with very light fabric, like muslin…
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Sean Michael grew up in a lower middle-income neighborhood of Boston. His Irish father is a Cop and was loving, but strict. His Italian mother raised the children and cared…
…mother in Boston. In his father’s appsence he became even more rebelious, only desiring to join his father in the military. The only problem was his age, being short one…
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
…air-ATCHOO! Setting: Bag End Gandalf: I AM NOT SOME SCANDRAL OF CHEAP TRICKS! (lights dim) IÂ’M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! (lights flicker) IÂ’m trying to help you. Peter/Director: CUT!…
…pixies, thought Santa. Didn’t they know they were slaves? Apparently they did not. Half the elves went on a hunger strike, and, being a extraordinarily cheap dwarf, Santa’s only thought…