LotR4: Attack of the Spammers (in Fanfiction)
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…fire-walls on our computers to stop the Viral Spam from being accepted by our inboxes?” “That’s a good idea!” says Gandalf, “Does anyone have an e-mail address or phone number…
…Because you’re a wo- um, because I don’t want you to come to any harm! Éowyn: You suck. Théoden: Suck what? Éowyn, I’ve told you a million times- those rumours…
…tell me. You donÂ’t have to lie. Arwen: No, I want to. *cough cough* Aragorn: You donÂ’t love me. Is that it? Arwen: No—its just that-(interrupted by Aragorn) Aragorn: FINE!…
…Angry, son of Elf- Liker, Sleepy, son of Drowsy, and Sleazy, son of Tyrant- Politician. The existence of the eighth dwarf is not commonly known. (Or at least not commonly…
…Sekihoutai and Captain Sagara, setting them up to be a false imperial army. It was how he came to the belief that words were cheap and worth nothing. Back then,…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…Fraudo hanging around a cheap looking plastic statue of a hand. Fraudo noticed Broomier and immediately threw himself on the ground and began writhing. “HE KNOWS I HAVE IT!” Fraudo…
…comes in a beautiful wooden jewelry box with certificate of authenticity and is done in 10K gold. For those more budget conscious collectors far cheaper reproductions of the One Ring…
…and cheapest builder there is around.” “She does have an excellent eye for economy, Seyban. What use is it to be built cheaply now, only for it to fall down…
…rolled up pants look, so it is just as easy to cut cheap thrift store pants at mid-calf. That would give them a more loose fit. The vest was my…