~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Part 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hama: Step right up! Sorry we don’t allow pointy objects beyond this point… and you must be at least this tall to enter! *looks at Gimli*…
…into his cell phone. The person on the other end of the phone squealed. “Only if you call us everyday at the beginning of every hour!” a shrill, girlish voice…
…in heavy chains was led into the court and helped onto a horse. The hood of the spyÂ’s grey cloak hung low, hiding his face, to the disappointment of the…
…No. I’d probably forget where it was. Legolas: You could buy all the flat irons you want and have lots of fangirls. Like me! *flips hair prettily* Pippin: *shudders* Aragorn:…
…conjurer of cheap tricks. I am not trying to rob you. I’m trying to help you. (Bilbo runs into Gandalf’s arms, weeping) Gandalf: All your long years we’ve been friends….
…race, could have seen anything in the obscurity of the forest below. However, the Elf, sitting on one of the large boulders and looking down from his elevated vantage point,…
…came a group of people. At the front rode a tall fellow on a black moose, at least, if it was a moose. It looked remarkably like a sheep with…
…but a moment as his mother lay back down to sleep. Then, he remembered Oliver’s words: Last one to have their house decorated has to buy everyone a gift. It…
…have chopped my beard off it will take years to grow back? Blasted Elves. That was low even for them! If I had been awake at the time I would…
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