The evil of telemarketing chapter 1 (in Fanfiction)
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…do you want! Telemarketer: How would you like to buy- Legolas: No! *hangs up* The phone rings Legolas: Screw Telemarketers!*slams phone down* The phone rings. Legolas: I hate you morons!…
…Originally the numbers had to be written in the duodecimal number system (based on the number 12 instead of the number 10). That’s why there are digits for 10 and…
…Eowyn gave the phone to Legolas, “Good luck, Legolas, I say.” Legolas whimpered and put the phone to his ear, “Hello, Ada,” Legolas whimpered, curled up in a little ball,…
…are yet many leagues away. Alas, alas, for Pelargir!” Gilrondil leaped back up the ladder and stood gazing at the pulsing red glow ahead. “Our friends are attacked,” he said….
…um, I guess it’s probably about three hours behind us. VOICES: Thank you! Line goes dead. Elrond stares at phone. Phone stares at Elrond. Elrond drops phone down onto his…
…room, very narrowly misses Legolas’ head as he walks by before hitting a bird flying past) ELROHIR: Ooh… well done. ELLADAN: (calling after Legolas) Ha! Beat that! (Elrond shakes his…
…The boys say they want some ale and brekkist But I really don’t wanna Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep ’cause talk is cheap I…
…the phone from a complaining Denny and called Theoden on his cell phone. “WHERE ARE YOU??” Gandalf yelled into the phone. “We’re close. Getting closer. Can you hear me now?”…
…*chases Legolas with secret sauce* GET BACK HERE!!! Legolas: STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! Gandalf: It will only help!! Legolas: No it won’t!!! Gandalf: Hmmmm *gets idea* *throws boiling pot of…
…weeks. “Team number two is Legolas of Mirkwood…” Legolas shivered with excitement. “…and Arwen of Rivendell!” Legolas looked crestfallen. “Leggy, I’m so happy I’m on your team!” cheered Arwen. “Yeah,”…