Haldir:
In the place where I reside
Lived an elf who was a bore
And he jabbered all the time
“Don’t you dare pick my elanor”

Legolas:
We snuck out to the garden
Till we found a patch of green
And we were very happy then
We had a plan, we had a scheme

Both:
We’re all picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.
We’re all picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.

Legolas:
And our friends went overboard
picked the flowers from next door
The warning horns begin to play

Boromir:
“Ba da da da da, do da da da! Ba do da da da da da! Ba da da ba, da ba, da ba…”

Both:
We’re done picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.
We’re done picking yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.

“Full speed ahead Mr. Haldir, full speed ahead!”
“Full speed it is, Legolas”
“Get the roots, get the roots!”
“Aye, sir, aye”
“Captain, captain!”

Haldir:
As we very swiftly flee
Every one of us has dirty knees
But we’re happy just the same
At the garden club, he is ashamed

Both:
‘Cause we picked all his yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.
We picked all his yellow elanor, yellow elanor, yellow elanor.