The Return of the King- A Parody (in Fanfiction)
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
…film, it’s just a stupid parody designed to get a few cheap laughs. Elrond: Look, can we MOVE IT ALONG a bit? They’re having a sale on purple gowns in…
…and take the Lady Arwen as my Queen.” Hermione went back into cheap villain mode and said, “Is that so…” –this time with a cheap evil smile to go along…
…We’re all screwed. Sam: Can’t you do something? Strider: I have an idea. (Pulls out a cell phone. Dials a number. A voice is heard on the other end.) Glorfindel:…
…not take long before the connection was made following the dial tone and Aaron found himself speaking out loud using the hands free function of his cell phone. “Hey Stuart,…
…handed Willow her cell phone. “If anything happens, call the shop.” “Gotcha,” Willow said with a small smile. She pocketed the cell phone and headed out the door. Willow returned…
Rupert Giles sat in the office of the Magic Box, contemplating whether or not to telephone the WatcherÂ’s Council in London. The Slayer had disappeared with barely a trace, and…
…well? And the people?” Giles sat on the couch, a pen moving quickly over the pages of one of DawnÂ’s school notebooks. He had been on the phone with Wesley…
…Gimli: What diet are you on? Legolas: It says… Dr. Sancken’s Lard….and…fat…diet… NOOOOOOO!!! I’M HALF BALD AND FAT!!! *gasp* Gimli is more attractive than me…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *pulls out cell phone and…
…Bachelorette,” Lori said, holding a microphone. “This week weÂ’ll be interviewing our bachelors, and the bachelorette after their first night in the Golden Hall,” Chase said. “WeÂ’ll be back right…
…Yeah, I’ll do it.” “Then we go through with it,” Greg said. “And that’s that.” He pulled out his cell phone. “I’ll fly out a disguise specialist. She’ll be here…